"Get Off The Fucking Phone"
"I'm so sick of everyone in this scene,got to get the hell out of this city! And I know exactly where,where I need to be. The best choice that I ever made, was to up and leave and I'll never take for granted, the new life that I lead."
"Oh my God, how are you doin' Angel? I haven't seen you since your last show, what's up, what's good, are you working the door tonight, are we goin' to be able to actually hang out?" As awkward looks come, and they come often enough for him, Angel was looking as if he had seen God himself fucking his mom doggy style with no lube while wearing a Gene Simmons mask, but lets get back to the story. " Fucking uh, wait what!? Hahaa, shit, that was a bit much to take in love, but anywho I'm fucking, I'm fucking," "Oh my gosh you're high right now aren't you?" " What? Na, man, I'm just glad to see you right now." "Aww you're so sweet, now let me have a wristband so I can come in and say hello to luis."
Fast talking, innocent looking, sexy as hell, and pretty much the opposite of everything he was looking for in a lady, Jackie had the appeal of Tyra Banks, Tea Leoni, Natalie Portman, and a pulled pork sandwhich rolled up into one awesome being of goodness when He was all sauced up and stoned out of his mind. But trying to talk to this hyperactive kid sober was like trying to ask a tweaker to sit still after six hits of some Blue Ivory. But still a pretty face is a pretty face, "Fucking shit is this breezy cute Vince." "I don't know man. I mean, yeah shes cute, but fuck man you think she'll stick around for long when she finds out that Angel on stage is pretty much the same as Angel in real life?" "Shit man I don't know. And in fact I really dont care. I'm just looking for somone who can tolerate me to be with me for more than two nights, and who'll fucking let me just be quiet and not say anything when I don't have anything to say, ya know?" " Well that last part should be easy enough since she almost never shuts up." "Haha, oh shit here she comes get out of here so i can spit my mad game son!" "Haha allright but fucking eh don't stray to far from the door, looks like people are still gonna be coming in." Hey guys, you two lovlee boys chit chattin' about me, huh?" "Pfft naa, haha. We're just fucking loungin waiting for the last of these moffuggin sheople to get their jollies out so we can start getting our drink on hun, speaking of drinks, Yo Luis!" " What Mein, Watchu want now, every fucking week your in here sitting around doin nothing, what the hell do I pay you for?" "YOU DON'T PAY ME MAN," "OH YEAH, haha, so what will it be."
Brash and abbrasive is a nice way to describe Angel's technique at impressing the ladies. Groping, trash talk, general sloppiness, and an offputting attitude that makes a girl wonder if this asshole actually likes her are just at the top of the list to his love making ways. Its a fucking wonder how he ever gets laid, but fucking shit does it happen alot. And this time was goin' to be no exception. Every empty word and false glance he threw at her she ate up. It was beautiful. Like watching Ali Vs. Joe Frazier, except instead of boxing, they where competing to see who could get their dick in a girl faster....
to be continued.....
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